Razzies 2009
2009 Razzies
2009 Razzies nominations: Jan. 21, 2009
2009 Razzies winners: Feb. 21, 2009
("*" denotes the winner in each category)
The Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru chronicles the struggles of an American-born guru who would like to be famous and get laid, a plot that offended some Hindus. They probably shouldn’t have bothered.
Worst Picture
Disaster Movie
The Happening
The Hottie and the Nottie
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
* The Love Guru
Meet the Spartans
Worst Actor
Larry the Cable Guy, Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave
* Mike Myers, The Love Guru
Al Pacino, 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
Mark Wahlberg, The Happening and Max Payne
Worst Actress
Jessica Alba, The Eye and The Love Guru
The cast of The Women (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz, What Happens in Vegas
* Paris Hilton, The Hottie and the Nottie
Kate Hudson, Fool’s Gold and My Best Friend’s Girl
Worst Supporting Actor
Uwe Boll, Uwe Boll’s Postal
* Pierce Brosnan, Mamma Mia!
Ben Kingsley, The Love Guru and The Wackness
Burt Reynolds, Deal and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Verne Troyer, The Love Guru and Uwe Boll’s Postal
Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
* Paris Hilton, Repo: The Genetic Opera
Kim Kardashian, Disaster Movie
Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection
Leelee Sobieski, 88 Minutes and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Worst Screen Couple
Uwe Boll and Any Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher, What Happens in Vegas
* Paris Hilton and either Christin Lakin or Joel David Moore, The Hottie and the Nottie
Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
"The Day the Earth Blowed Up Real Good" (The Day the Earth Stood Still)
Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
* Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Worst Director
* Uwe Boll, 1968: Tunnel Rats, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and Uwe Boll’s Postal
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Tom Putnam, The Hottie and the Nottie
Marco Schnabel, The Love Guru
M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening
Worst Screenplay
Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
The Happening
The Hottie and the Nottie
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
* The Love Guru
Worst Career Achievement Razzie
Uwe Boll
Razzies: 2008
Film Awards: 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009
Berlin Film Festival Awards 2009
Palm Springs Film Festival Awards 2009
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Great to see the Cable Guy running against Oscar winner Al Pacino and Oscar nominee Mark Wahlberg. I hope those guys have a sense of humor.
i disagree with the indiana jones nominations the movie was actually good. and eddie murphy and eddie murphy as worst on screen coulple lol.
The Indiana Jones movie deserved its Razzie. It was the worst film I paid £6 to see this year! I don’t know which Indiana Jones jake saw, but aliens? Please!
Thankfully I have been spared paying any money for these movies but I now will not be able to watch
The Day the Earth Stood Still without calling it the “The Day the Earth Blowed Up Real Good”
So why watch it at all you ask? Shit blows up and I have a home theater that makes you feel that sort of stuff down deep in your balls. All movies are better when you can enjoy the recliner a sandwich, a beers and know that any potential children and probably their children too will have been properly shaken by the fine folks who do sound editing.
HAHA? I loathe Paris Hilton. She is by far one of the worst actresses known to man.
LOL, What a Loser
I know what you mean about the sub woofer, mines little too much for my place too. It should be in club someplace.
As far as the crystal skull for worst rip off. Are you saying there are no aliens? Are you sure they just don’t accept you as real.
I myself have come up lamer ideas, making this post comes to mind.