ABOUT A BOY – Hugh Grant
About a Boy (2002)
Director: Chris and Paul Weitz
Screenplay: Chris Weitz, Paul Weitz, and Peter Hedges; from Nick Hornby’s novel
Cast: Hugh Grant, Toni Collette, Nicholas Hoult, Rachel Weisz
"No man is an Island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the Continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were; any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee."
With the above statement, seventeenth-century English writer John Donne reached beyond the apparent isolation of each individual by affirming the invisible oneness that encompasses all of humankind — and, why not, all living creatures. Now, to expect such depth from a (mostly) British film that sets out to out-Hollywood Hollywood in trendiness and slickness would be absurd. But even as glitzy films go, the Hugh Grant vehicle About a Boy leaves much to be desired — mostly because its makers seem to think they have an Important Message to convey. If only that were true.
"All men are islands," says the rich, self-centered thirty-something bachelor Will Freeman (Grant) at the start of About a Boy.
In this age of home entertainment and cybersex, Will likes to float around on his own in the ocean of life. Being independently wealthy as a result of royalties from a rotten but popular jingle his father once wrote, Will doesn’t have a job or any other "serious" commitment. Thus, he spends his time watching TV, having his hair done, and shagging different women throughout London.
Worse yet, he actually enjoys doing all these things. Any type of intimacy beyond the physical level is unthinkable. That is, until a creepy twelve-year-old boy named Marcus Brewer (Nicholas Hoult) shows up at his door. Poor Marcus is desperately looking for a surrogate father so as to prevent his mentally unbalanced, granola-eating mother, Fiona (Toni Collette), from killing herself.
At first, Will doesn’t want Marcus around, but the boy is as persistent as he is weird. Eventually, Will puts the boy stalker to good use by pretending to be his single-and-looking father, and out of sheer kindness even tries to teach Marcus to be hip — in other words, to be a conformist and to lose his individuality so he can behave like everybody else. Slowly, the two develop a tentative relationship that is made more difficult by the jealous Fiona, who feels that Will is stealing her son from her.
A stage presentation at the boy’s school will show Will, Marcus, and Fiona that human beings need social ties, and that real families are composed of unselfish, caring, non-suicidal members.
Thus is Donne’s profound and complex idea bastardized into a moralistic, simple-minded storyline adapted from a novel by Nick Hornby. I can hear the selling pitch: "This is all about family values — rich, self-centered, good-looking bachelor discovers his inner father while being pursued by a weird fatherless kid. See, there’s lotsa character development. The selfish guy, who’s such a jerk he actually enjoys being single and having sex with different women, learns to be a real nice, monogamous surrogate dad, while the creepy kid learns to be less creepy by wearing cool sneakers and listening to rap music. Also, the kid’s granola-addicted, suicidal mom learns to enjoy life and we may even have her switch to a high-quality brand of oatmeal at the end!" An easy sell, if ever there was one.
Despite a couple of funny lines ("I really am this shallow," Will matter-of-factly says at one point), About a Boy is as proudly mechanical as Will is happily depthless. In the derivative script credited to Peter Hedges and to the American Pie duo Chris and Paul Weitz (who also directed), cutesy situations are followed by diabetes-inducing cutesier ones until all sense of reality goes kaput.
As to be expected, most of the acting feels as artificial as the plot. The capable Toni Collette, dressed up like the Kids in the Hall’s Chicken Lady, chews on considerably more than just granola grains as the disturbed mother. Hugh Grant’s Will is Hugh Grant reprising the same character he has been playing for the past decade; this time, mercifully, with less of his stuttering shtick. Rachel Weisz is wasted as Will’s love interest, while Nicholas Hoult is a tad too creepy as the young Marcus. A little warmth would have turned his stalker antihero into someone one could actively root for. As it stands, I worried less for the boy’s happiness than for the safety of Will’s life and limbs.
One could either get mad that About a Boy turns Donne’s profound thoughts into mushy sentimentality or just go along with the silliness of it all. The problem with the latter option, however, is that About a Boy is not only silly but wrong-headed as well.
John Donne was a wise man, but he should have made a couple of exceptions to his No Man Is an Island rule. Men who enjoy being single and having multiple sex partners and their frightening little boy stalkers ought to remain islands.
Academy Award Nomination
Best Writing, Adapted Screenplay: Peter Hedges, Chris Weitz, Paul Weitz
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i is for Paul Weitz . i dont have any way to contact him . he knew my son Fabian and i am his mother . i would like him to contact me please at dmdcfd@sbcglobal.net
i would appreciated him calling me my name is Dorothy darr thank you so much Dorothy