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Helen Mirren: Hot Queen

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Helen Mirren, the odds-on favorite to take home this year's Best Actress Academy Award for her performance in Stephen Frears' The Queen, is among the more than 100 Oscar 2007 nominees – including 16 of the 20 shortlisted performers in the acting categories – expected to attend the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' annual Nominees Luncheon at noon on Monday, February 5, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills.

Besides Helen Mirren, expected attendees who'll have to mind their table manners include Leonardo DiCaprio, Peter O'Toole, Will Smith, Penélope Cruz, Kate Winslet, Adriana Barraza, Abigail Breslin, Rinko Kikuchi, Alan Arkin, Mark Wahlberg, and Jackie Earle Haley. In addition to directors Alejandro González Iñárritu, Martin Scorsese, and Clint Eastwood, who may or may not bring both of his Best Director Oscar statuettes so as to place them right in front of Scorsese's lasagna.

Hot Helen Mirren

I've heard rumors that Helen Mirren will show up at the Academy's luncheon wearing clothes that for once will hide her cleavage. Personally, I don't believe it.

Now, don't get me wrong. Mirren, who'll be turning 62 next July 26, has every right to show her cleavage whenever and wherever she chooses. In fact, she'd be doing the world a favor if she posed nude for some hip magazine. Most women half her age – and perhaps some guys, too – would kill to have her physique (and 1/100th of her talent).

In fact, each time I see a photo of Helen Mirren – when not frumped up to look like Queen Elizabeth II – the first thing I notice is the valley between her breasts. Again, absolutely nothing wrong there. So, great actresses can mature while remaining sensual. That's a positive – and thoroughly wholesome – message for women and men of all ages. After all, without sex (of some form or other), there would be neither life nor apple pie.

Sex buys

What bothers me a bit, however, is that the Helen Mirren cleavage display feels like a p.r. stunt, a reminder that the actress is not the dowdy old broad she plays on-screen. In other words, her Queen Elizabeth II (and her televised Queen Elizabeth I, for that matter) were performances. Get it, members of the Academy? Get it, award-giving film critics? Get it, film producers looking for sexy, capable actresses over 25?

But do we really need that sort of constant reminder? Well, perhaps the actress and her publicists have a point.

Helen Mirren The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her LoverHelen Mirren The QueenHelen Mirren then and now: Following a wild – but unfulfilling (see how bored she looks on the left?) – lifetime of food, sex, and murder, Helen Mirren settles down after being elected Queen of England.

I, for one, remember watching Helen Mirren all sexy and desperately horny as the adulterous (and gourmet) wife in Peter Greenaway's brilliant The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover. Most people, however, have never seen or even heard of that bizarre 1989 comedy-drama about the labyrinthine dark side of human nature – one of the greatest and most stylish films of the 1980s, and one that makes the widely acclaimed and self-consciously grand The Queen look like a second-rate TV movie.

In Peter Greenaway's highly controversial film, Mirren's final, shall we say, “goodbye” to her ogre of a husband (Michael Gambon) is unforgettable. The farewell moment in question is set at a banquet table – and does the lady mind her manners.

In fact, having watched The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, I'm sure that Dame Helen will know exactly where to place her fork and her knife at the Academy luncheon.

The Oscar 2007 ceremony will be held on February 25.

Helen Mirren The Queen and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover photos: Miramax Films.

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