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Jackie Collins Movies: Surprisingly Few Film Adaptations of Her Bestselling Sex Novels

Joan Collins The BitchJoan Collins in 'The Bitch': Sex tale based on younger sister Jackie Collins' novel.

Author Jackie Collins dead at 77: Surprisingly few film and TV adaptations of her bestselling novels

Jackie Collins, best known for a series of bestsellers about the dysfunctional sex lives of the rich and famous and for being the younger sister of film and TV star Joan Collins, died of breast cancer on Sept. 19, '15, in Los Angeles. The London-born (Oct. 4, 1937) Collins was 77.

Collins' tawdry, female-centered novels – much like those of Danielle Steel and Judith Krantz – were/are immensely popular. According to her website, they have sold more than 500 million copies in 40 countries. And if the increasingly tabloidy BBC is to be believed (nowadays, Wikipedia has become a key source, apparently), every single one of them – 32 in all – appeared on the New York Times' bestseller list. (Collins' own site claims that a mere 30 were included.)

Sex makes the world go round

On the BBC obit, Jackie Collins – who is supposed to have enjoyed a “schoolgirl fling” with Marlon Brando – is quoted as saying that she “never felt bashful writing about sex,” adding that her novels had “helped people's sex lives.”

“Sex is a driving force in the world,” she affirmed, “so I don't think it's unusual that I write about sex. I try to make it erotic, too.”

Whether “erotic” or no, sex-focused literature has been around for centuries. Prior to Jackie Collins, in the English-language alone the 20th century produced, among countless others, the controversial D.H. Lawrence (Lady Chatterley's Lover), Henry Miller (Tropic of Cancer), and Allen Ginsberg (“Howl”), in addition to bestselling authors Harold Robbins (The Carpetbaggers), Sidney Sheldon (Bloodline), and Collins' female predecessors Elinor Glyn (Beyond the Rocks), Jacqueline Susann (Valley of the Dolls), and Grace Metalious (Peyton Place).

Numerous such novels were turned into movies, beginning as early as the silent era. Some were highly popular; others were critical and commercial duds. A follow-up post will provide a cursory glance at several of these films.

Only four Jackie Collins movie adaptations

A very minor film and television actress in the 1950s (All at Sea, Intent to Kill), Jackie Collins became a published novelist in 1968, when the scandalous The World is Full of Married Men – banned in Australia! Labeled “disgusting” by Barbara Cartland! – came out.

“Barbara Cartland said to me, 'Oh, Miss Collins, your books are filthy and disgusting and you are responsible for all the perverts in England,'” Collins told PORTER magazine in 2014. “I paused for a few moments and said, 'Thank you.'”

Curiously, despite Barbara Cartland's strong disapproval, the huge international success of Jackie Collins' “filthy” novels, and the fact that a number of sensational books have (at least from a commercial standpoint) made a successful transition to the big and small screens, there have been only eight film and TV adaptations of Collins' literary oeuvre.

Equally curious, all four feature films based on her novels have been minor productions.

'The Stud' trailer with Joan Collins and Oliver Tobias.

Jackie Collins movies: Sister Joan Collins in 'The Stud,' 'The Bitch'

In the late '70s, not long after Just Jaeckin's Emmanuelle became a global cause de scandale, Joan Collins starred in two movies based on her younger sister's books. Both were cheaply made critical duds that achieved some degree of notoriety as “softcore porn”:

  • Quentin Masters' The Stud (1978), adapted by Jackie Collins herself (from her 1969 novel), with assistance from Dave Humphries and Christopher Stagg. Joan Collins plays London disco owner Fontaine Khaled, a sexually and emotionally unsatisfied married woman – à la Sylvia Kristel in Emmanuelle – who begins a torrid (but wholesomely softcore) affair with the young manager (Oliver Tobias) of her establishment.
  • If People is to be believed, The Stud cost $600,000 and grossed $20 million internationally prior to its (censored) U.S. debut.

  • Screenwriter-director Gerry O'Hara's The Bitch (1979). In this The Stud sequel, Joan Collins returns as Fontaine, now a divorcée at odds with both men in general and mafiosi in particular. Also in the cast: Antonio Cantafora (billed as Michael Colby), Kenneth Haigh, and Ian Hendry.
  • “Dreadful sequel to The Stud from the Collins sisters,” bitched Time Out, “cynically predicated on the supposed desire of the depressed masses to glimpse the Mayfair disco-culture high-life they otherwise can't afford.”

Its box office-friendly nudity and simulated sex notwithstanding, neither The Stud nor The Bitch did much for Joan Collins' film career – at the time on life support (Empire of the Ants, Game for Vultures, Sunburn).

On the other hand, as the story goes these two entries in the Collins movie cannon gave her the opportunity to become a television superstar, leading TV mogul Aaron Spelling to invite her to play the meticulously attired and coiffed villainess Alexis Carrington in the long-running hit series Dynasty. (According to reports, Sophia Loren and Elizabeth Taylor had previously turned down the part.)

'Paris Connection' trailer.

More Jackie Collins movies: Little-seen, largely forgotten fare

Both The Stud and The Bitch were executive produced by Jackie Collins' second (and last) husband, Oscar Lerman. The Collins-Lerman duo also joined forces on the all but ignored 1979 movie version of The World Is Full of Married Men, a low point in the careers of two Oscar-nominated performers: Anthony Franciosa (A Hatful of Rain), as an advertising executive and unfaithful husband, and Carroll Baker (Baby Doll), as the wife who decides to have a little extra-marital fun of her own. B movie director Robert Young (not to be confused with the Father Knows Best star) handled the proceedings.

Although hardly another Emmanuelle, Variety referred to The World Is Full of Married Men as a “sexploitation melodrama which, cunningly, will titillate both sexes,” while complaining that “Collins' manipulative technique does not allow for in-depth characterization.”

Oscar Lerman was also one of the producers of sports photographer Neil Leifer's obscure 1979 drama Yesterday's Hero, unique in that it's the only original screenplay credited to Jackie Collins. Ian McShane is featured as an alcoholic former soccer star – purportedly a fictionalized version of Northern Irish footballer George Best – attempting to make a comeback while becoming involved with Suzanne Somers, girlfriend of rock star and soccer team owner Paul Nicholas.

“Jackie Collins' script is a paste job of scandal-sheet sports page headlines,” sneered Time Out, going on to backhandedly compliment Yesterday's Hero as “irresistibly bad.”

Fast forward to 2010 and the fourth and most recent big-screen adaptation of a Collins novel: Harley Cokeliss' British-made Paris Connections (2010), with screenplay credited to Michael Tupy. Nicole Steinwedell stars as a journalist who travels to Paris to investigate the mysterious death of a model and former interviewee, while Alain Delon's son Anthony Delon plays a photographer and the heroine's maybe/maybe-not love interest.

Also in the Paris Connections cast: Trudie Styler, plus veterans Anouk Aimée (A Man and a Woman) and Charles Dance (as a Russian). Collins herself was one of the listed producers of the you-blinked-you-missed-it effort.

Hollywood Wives'Hollywood Wives' with Candice Bergen, Angie Dickinson, Stefanie Powers, Suzanne Somers and Jackie Collins sitting on the director's chair.

Jackie Collins on television: 'Hollywood Wives'

More successful were Jackie Collins' made-for-television adaptations. The passage below was taken from the mammoth – and, according to People, “smarmy” – 1983 bestseller and literary reality show Hollywood Wives.

Elaine Conti awoke in her luxurious bed in her luxurious Beverly Hills mansion, pressed a button to open the electrically controlled drapes, and was confronted by the sight of a young man in a white T-shirt and dirty jeans pissing a perfect arc into her mosaic-tiled swimming pool.

She struggled to sit up, buzzing for Lina, her Mexican maid, and at the same time flinging on a marabou trimmed silk robe and pressing her feet into dusty pink mules.

In 1984, Collins told The Washington Post's Joyce Wadler:[1]

I know women like that. And there's nothing wrong with them, except that they live their lives in a vacuum. They actually say things like, 'I need a new dress to wear for the party,' and you say to them, 'But you spent $4,000 for a dress last week,' and they say, 'But I need it.' I know one woman who says, 'Honey, my Rolls gets to the edge of Beverly Hills and automatically turns around and comes home.'

About two years after publication and long before Desperate Housewives and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Hollywood Wives became a campy ABC miniseries directed by Robert Day and produced by Howard W. Koch (The Manchurian Candidate, The Other Side of Midnight), with Dynasty's Aaron Spelling credited as one of its executive producers.

Gregory Peck's wife? Powerhouse agent Sue Mengers?

Expected to become one of 1985's biggest U.S. TV hits, the miniseries' top-notch cast included:

  • Candice Bergen as the marabou silk robe-wearing Hollywood hostess emeritus Elaine Conti (purportedly inspired by Gregory Peck's steely wife Veronique).
  • Anthony Hopkins as an alcoholic British film director.
  • Steve Forrest as Elaine's husband, fading matinée idol Ross Conti (maybe/maybe not inspired by Kirk Douglas).
  • Angie Dickinson as a casting agent (possibly Sue Mengers, with a little Henry Willson thrown in).
  • Roddy McDowall as a (gay) interior designer (à la former silent film star William Haines) who also happens to run a male escort agency catering to wealthy women.
  • Oscar winner Rod Steiger (In the Heat of the Night) as an arrogant, money-hungry studio boss (a role akin to his Louis B. Mayer-ish studio boss in Robert Aldrich's 1955 drama The Big Knife).
'Hollywood Wives' intro.

'Hollywood Wives': 'Refreshingly bold'

“Give ABC's Hollywood Wives credit,” wrote the Los Angeles Times' Howard Rosenberg. “It is refreshingly bold for this season because none of its characters has cancer, sexually abuses children or is suicidal. Oh, there is someone with a small problem in that he's a mad killer, but nobody's perfect.”

More from Rosenberg:

Hollywood Wives is refreshingly irrelevant, happily ignoring every critical issue of our time. Its characters are too busy doing lunch and sex – when they're not doing their hair and nails – to worry about anything but doing lunch and sex.

This is a story about greed, lust, blackmail, treachery and murder – just a few of the things that we on the entertainment beat encounter daily.

Hollywood Wives is the sleaze behind the sleaze behind the sleaze behind show biz.

Lower than expected ratings at first

Perhaps because most TV watchers initially felt they already had enough sleaze, lunch, sex, hair, and nails in their own lives, the three-episode Hollywood Wives started out with “lower-than-expected ratings” – seventh for the week. The good news for Spelling and company was that the miniseries finished with a “40 share (percentage of sets in use) forecast by some advertising agencies.”

Despite derisive reviews and less than stellar ratings, Hollywood Wives garnered enough notice to earn an Emmy nomination for Best Film Editing (Fred A. Chulack, Ray Daniels). Also in the cast:

Joanna Cassidy. Mary Crosby. Stefanie Powers. Suzanne Somers (as the star of the upcoming movie Tigress, in which she gets captured by a band of pygmies). Oscar nominee Robert Stack (Written on the Wind). Andrew Stevens. Catherine Mary Stewart.

'Hollywood Wives: The New Generation'

A by now largely forgotten TV movie “sequel,” Hollywood Wives: The New Generation, was aired in 2003. “Real kitsch might not be a thing of beauty, but it surely can be a thing of comedy,” wrote Miles Beller in the Los Angeles Times. “… Wives is a marriage made in camp heaven. Here love means never having to say I'm serious – at least not in credible dramatic terms.”

Directed by Joyce Chopra from a teleplay by Nicole Avril, Hollywood Wives 2 stars Farrah Fawcett as a film/music star who hires a private investigator-cum-lover (Jack Scalia) to spy on her abusive husband. Also in the cast: Melissa Gilbert, Robin Givens, Jeff Kaake, Dorian Harewood, and Stewart Bick.

Jackie Collins introduces 'Lady Boss.'

Jackie Collins' Santangelo novels

A trio of Jackie Collins novels about an Italian-American family enmeshed in the world of organized crime also became television miniseries. Although they were adapted by Collins herself, neither one made as much of a “cultural” impact as Hollywood Wives.

  • Lucky Chances (1990), a mash-up of the novels Lucky and Chances, starred Nicollette Sheridan as Lucky Santangelo, daughter of former gangster and Las Vegas mogul Gino Santangelo (Vincent Irizarry). Also in the cast: Grant Show; Luca Bercovici; Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men, Truth) as the six-year-old Lucky; veterans Stephanie Beacham, Richard Anderson, and David McCallum; and, long before The Blind Side and Gravity, Sandra Bullock.
  • Veteran Buzz Kulik (Riot, Shamus) directed Lucky Chances, which won an Emmy for Best Cinematography (Gayne Rescher).

  • Lady Boss (1992), with Kim Delaney as Lucky Santangelo, now a would-be Hollywood studio mogul. Also in the eclectic cast: Jack Scalia, veterans Yvette Mimieux (The Time Machine) and John Randolph (Seconds), plus U.S. TV talk show celebrity Joan Rivers, Canadian singer-model Vanity, and, as himself, funky-haired right-wing icon and current Republican presidential contender Donald Trump.
  • Lady Boss was directed by Charles Jarrott, whose credits included the TV movie Chances (based on a Danielle Steel novel) and the 1977 blockbuster The Other Side of Midnight (based on a Sidney Sheldon novel).

According to recent reports, Jackie Collins believed Angelina Jolie should play Lucky in case a film adaptation of her Santangelo family novels were ever to become a reality.

'She-Devil': Meryl Streep as Jackie Collins-like author

Another Jackie Collins movie credit is a “special thanks” note in Susan Seidelman's She-Devil (1989). Based on a Fay Weldon novel, the revenge comedy stars Meryl Streep as a Jackie Collins-ish writer of “romance” novels having an affair with married accountant Ed Begley Jr. – whose overweight, slatternly, and ultimately dumped – wife, Roseanne Barr, decides to launch an all-out attack against him and his lover.

Despite Streep's spot-on performance, She-Devil bombed at the domestic box office.

Iceberg-sized engagement ring

[1] Joyce Wadler's Jackie Collins interview is a bitingly humorous must-read. Here's a snippet:

Did we mention that whenever Collins finishes a book (there have been nine now) she buys herself a little present, like that leopard-skin number ($800) she is wearing? That ring on your left hand, by the way, Jackie – can you lift your wrist to show it to us or shall we have the waiter run out for a crane? – that's a rather serious bit of stone. Another little present? Oh, your engagement ring? From your first husband? Well then, dear, why didn't you give it back?

The sort of reply you'd expect from someone whose sister is a star on Dynasty – half satiric, half fact.

“Because I married him. You don't ask for the engagement ring back after you've married somebody.”

Jackie Collins Joan CollinsJackie Collins and sister Joan Collins.

Joan Collins movies

Although best known for Dynasty (1981-1989), co-starring John Forsythe and Linda Evans, Joan Collins (born on May 23, 1933, in London) was featured in more than 60 motion pictures, from the early 1950s to the present day. These include:

As found on the IMDb, this year Joan Collins had a supporting role in Christopher N. Rowley's Molly Moon and the Incredible Book of Hypnotism, starring Raffey Cassidy, Emily Watson, and Dominic Monaghan.

She will next be seen in Roger Goldby's The Time of Their Lives, currently in production. Pauline Collins (Shirley Valentine) – no relation – is set to co-star.

On her Twitter page, Joan Collins wrote, “Desperately sad today but I know Jackie would want me to be strong but it's hard to lose somebody so wonderful, so incredible& loving.” She also posted several images of the two of them together.

'Worst memory in the world'

Jackie and Joan Collins' father was South African-born agent Joe Collins, whose list of clients included dancer Lew Grade (later a big-time television producer), Peter Sellers, Roger Moore, Shirley Bassey, Tom Jones, Vera Lynn, and, early in her career, Joan Collins, whom he also convinced to take on the role of Alexis Carrington in Dynasty. He died at age 85 in 1988 – according to reports, having never read any of Jackie Collins' novels.

In 1984, Joan Collins published her book of memoirs, Past Imperfect. The Hollywood Wives author commented: “She has the worst memory in the world. I read it. I didn't recognize anybody.”

 

Jackie Collins quote re: Barbara Cartland via the Chicago Tribune.

Jackie Collins and Joan Collins photo via Joan Collins' Twitter page.

Joan Collins The Bitch image: Thorn EMI.

Oliver Tobias and Joan Collins in The Stud trailer: Artoc Films.

Paris Connections trailer: Amber Entertainment.

Publicity shot of Joanna Cassidy, Mary Crosby, Catherine Mary Stewart, Angie Dickinson, Stefanie Powers, Suzanne Somers, Candice Bergen, and Jackie Collins for Hollywood Wives: ABC.


         
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