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Batsuit & Batmobile + Apes Trailer Proves Humans Not Only Dumb But Deadly


Batman v Superman movie: Ben Affleck in Batsuit.

Batsuit & Batmobile revealed – Will the world ever be the same again?

Batman v Superman director Zack Snyder has used his Twitter account to post a couple of monochrome shots taken on the set of his upcoming DC Comics flick, ahem, epic. One, posted on May 12, shows a half-covered Batmobile, featuring the accompanying tweet: “Could be time to pull the tarp … Tomorrow?” Oh, the suspense! The Internet is on fire. Comic book nerds are having Twitter orgasms.

Since yesterday morning, Snyder’s Batmobile tweet has been retweeted 16,150 times and favorited another 9,733 times. For comparison’s sake: In the last four hours, the New York Times’ tweet linking to a report about the Syrian government using chlorine gas in attacks has been retweeted all of 47 times. Even more pressing news such as “Alec Baldwin Arrested After Biking the Wrong Way in Manhattan” was retweeted a mere 235 times (total for two NYT tweets focusing on the momentous event) in the last five hours.

Now, on to Zack Snyder’s other Batman vs. Superman photo: Please sit down and take a few deep breaths so you won’t suffer a bat-seizure, as that image features none other than Academy Award winner Ben Affleck as Batman (Affleck, alongside former Batman George Clooney, was one of the producers of 2012 Best Picture Argo). And really, Affleck as Batman, the Caped Crusader, looks just like Christian Bale as Batman, the Caped Crusader, in Christopher Nolan’s trilogy that ended on a somewhat disappointing note with The Dark Knight Rises in 2012 (following the almost universally acclaimed The Dark Knight in 2008 and Batman Begins in 2005).

Ben Affleck is Batman

Anyhow, the change.org petition against Ben Affleck as Batman – which, as per the website, garnered 97,198 signatures – was for naught, as Affleck is Batman. Snyder’s pic offers concrete bat-proof. And here’s another curious aside, just to place people’s priorities a bit in perspective: a petition demanding that the White House save Net Neutrality – i.e., the issue of democracy, freedom, and openness on the Internet – received less than 10,000 more signatures (did you follow that?) than the “Say No to Ben Affleck as Batman” petition; 105,572 names to be exact.

But, as Heath Ledger would ask regarding the new Batman, Why so sad? Don’t feel sorry … and don’t be at all surprised if Affleck’s Batman ends up not only looking, but also acting and sounding just like Christian Bale’s. After all, how different could a reasonably fit, at least passably attractive grown man and moderately talented actor look like in a batsuit for 11 year olds? Not to mention the fact that the fast-paced editing and darkly hued cinematography currently used for those types of movies invariably make the action (and the actor’s faces and bodies) look all murky anyways.

‘Batman v Superman’ cast

Besides Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Batman, Batman v Superman will also bring back Man of Steel‘s Henry Cavill as Clark Kent a.k.a. Superman. Man of Steel wasn’t exactly considered one of the better movies derived from comic books – 53 percent approval rating and 6.2/10 average among Rotten Tomatoes‘ top critics – but who at Warner Bros. gives a damn? The Superman reboot earned $668.04 million worldwide (not including global ancillary revenues), and that makes it a great movie as far as studio suits are concerned.

Hence the return of Man of Steel director Zack Snyder and screenwriter David S. Goyer for Batman v Superman. (I should add that Goyer’s movie credits also include Nolan’s Batman movies, in addition to stuff like the Blade movies, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, and Kickboxer 2.) Additionally, Batman v Superman will also bring back several previously seen performers / characters, plus a handful of new ones:

  • Five-time Academy Award nominee Amy Adams (Junebug, Doubt, The Fighter, The Master, American Hustle) as Lois Lane (Margot Kidder in the Superman movies starring Christopher Reeve; Kate Bosworth in the 2006 Bryan Singer reboot Superman Returns, starring Brandon Routh);
  • Academy Award winner Jeremy Irons (Reversal of Fortune) as Alfred Pennyworth (Michael Caine in the Christopher Nolan movies; Michael Gough in Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman starring Michael Keaton, and its sequels);
  • Academy Award nominee Laurence Fishburne (What’s Love Got to Do with It) as Perry White (Jackie Cooper in Christopher Reeve’s Superman movies; Frank Langella in Superman Returns);
  • Academy Award nominee Diane Lane (Unfaithful) as Martha Kent (Phyllis Thaxter in Christopher Reeve’s Superman movies; Eva Marie Saint in Superman Returns);
  • Academy Award nominee Jesse Eisenberg (The Social Network) as Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman in Christopher Reeve’s Superman movies; Kevin Spacey in Superman Returns);
  • Stage actor Ray Fisher (with one previous movie role, in the short comedy The Good, the Bad, and the Confused.) as Victor Stone a.k.a. Cyborg (absolutely no connection to Park Chan-wook’s 2006 Korean movie I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK);
  • Gal Gadot (Fast Five, Fast & Furious 6) as Diane Prince a.k.a. Wonder Woman, later to be seen in some sort of Justice League movie or other, and in her own solo Wonder Woman movie. Now, c’mon, shouldn’t Lynda Carter have at least a cameo in Batman v Superman?

Why ‘Batman v Superman’?

Like the plot of many Woody Allen, Stanley Kubrick, Terrence Malick, and Luis Buñuel films – not to mention Orson WellesCitizen Kane and Roberto Rossellini’s Rome, Open City – the Batman v Superman plot (or Superman v Batman plot, as the case may be) remains a mystery while the movie is getting made.

For instance, why the “v”? Who the hell knows? Perhaps Batman and Superman will be competing for the same Wonder Woman (or the same Cyborg)? Or a Gotham tabloid (the The Gotham Post, owned by Gotham City’s Rupert Murdoch doppelgänger?) may have come up with some trumped-up story pitting one superhero against the other so as to sell more papers in these dire economic – and wilfully, eagerly misinformed – times? Or maybe dedicated journalist Clark Kent is seriously concerned about the upcoming climate cataclysm, whereas billionaire Bruce Wayne is a climate change denier? Or it could be that they’re merely videogame archrivals.

‘Batman v Superman’ release date

Anyhow, we should find out at least some of the earth-shattering plot details soon enough, as Batman v Superman is expected to hit movie screens in late April / early May, 2016 (May 6, 2016, in North America). That’s less than two years away. And, in Superman parlance, time flies faster than a speeding bullet.

Ben Affleck as Batman in Batman v Superman image via Zack Snyder / DC Comics / Warner Bros.


Dawn of the Planet of the Apes with Andy Serkis as the chimpanzee Caesar.

‘Dawn of the Planet of the Ape’s trailer: Humans are the most dangerous apes of them all

The new Dawn of the Planet of the Apes trailer is out. Caesar and his fellow genetically modified apes enjoy a peaceful existence until created-in-God’s-image apes – that’s self-delusional humans – discover the GMO ape’s hiding place in a lush forest. Much like gays were blamed for the AIDS virus a few decades ago, the virtuous and righteous humans (Gary Oldman among them) blame the GMO apes for a virus that all but wiped out humankind. Enter the military, ever eager to save the world for peace and happiness by way of some heavy-duty weaponry. Needless to say, I’m ardently rooting for Caesar (Andy Serkis) and his fellow GMO apes. Check out the new Dawn of the Planet of the Apes trailer below.

‘Dawn of the Planet of the Ape’s release date

The new Dawn of the Planet of the Apes trailer precedes the 20th Century Fox release by about two months: in the United States and Canada, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes opens on July 11. As per the IMDb, that’s a day or two after the film debuts in Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Israel, Indonesia, and The Philippines, among other countries.

The following week, the Rise of the Planet of the Apes sequel will be released in about a dozen more countries, among them Argentina, Hong Kong, South Korea, Russia, The Netherlands, Denmark, Chile, Greece, and the U.K.

‘Dawn of the Planet of the Ape’s cast, director

Directed by Matt Reeves (Cloverfield, Let Me In), and written by Mark Bomback (Fifty Shades of Grey, The Wolverine), Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver (the latter two also working on Jurassic World and Avatar 3), Dawn of the Planet of the Apes stars Andy Serkis (The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, King Kong), Best Actor Oscar nominee Gary Oldman (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy), Keri Russell, Jason Clarke, Judi Greer, Angela Kerecz, Toby Kebbell, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Kevin Rankin, Kirk Acevedo, and Keir O’Donnell.

Directed by Rupert Wyatt, the 2011 release Rise of the Planet of the Apes featured James Franco, Freida Pinto, John Lithgow, and Andy Serkis.

Previous ‘Planet of the Ape’s movies

Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, and Kim Hunter starred in Franklin J. Schaffner’s classic 1968 sci-fier Planet of the Apes. The film version of Pierre Boulle’s novel was written by The Twilight Zone‘s Rod Serling and former blacklistee Michael Wilson (The Bridge on the River Kwai, also based on a Boulle novel; Lawrence of Arabia).

There would be four increasingly less popular and mostly poorly received Planet of the Apes sequels: Ted Post’s Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1969), Don Taylor’s Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971), and J. Lee Thompson’s Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1973) and Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973). Tim Burton remade Planet of the Apes in 2001, with Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, and Helena Bonham Carter in the lead roles.

Of note, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes has a similar premise to that of Battle for the Planet of the Apes, which starred Roddy McDowall as Caesar, in addition to Claude Akins, Natalie Trundy, Paul Williams, France Nuyen, veteran Lew Ayres (All Quiet on the Western Front, Best Actor Oscar nominee for Johnny Belinda), and filmmakers John Huston (The Maltese Falcon, Prizzi’s Honor, The Dead) and John Landis (Animal House, The Blues Brothers, An American Werewolf in London).

Andy Serkis as Caesar photo and new Dawn of the Planet of the Apes trailer: 20th Century Fox.

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Patricia Nelson -

Wet Dream ,,,can’t wait!

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