Sunday, Aug. 10, highlights on Turner Classic Movies: Doris Day Day on TCM.
Performers like Doris Day usually turn my stomach. Those Hollywood goody-goody types bother me because they’re phony, dishonest, dumbed-down versions of real human beings; they’re all light and sunshine to the point of causing blindness and third-degree burns, all sweetness and happiness to the point of causing life-threatening insulin imbalance and irrational thoughts of suicide.
Strangely – unlike, say, Shirley Temple, Mickey Rooney, or James Stewart – Doris Day, despite her freckled, bleached blondeness, a smile generating enough wattage to power a mid-sized country, and most disturbing of all, a latter-day obsession with virginal sex (say what?), has never made me sick, blind, or suicidal.
I’d say that’s because, unlike most sparkling-clean Hollywood heroes and heroines, Doris Day has always been a genuinely warm and honest performer. Her smile feels genuine, her freckles look genuine, her singing sounds genuine, even her blondeness looks bleachedly real. At times, her tears are all too real, as well.
Those can be spotted in the Ruth Etting biopic Love Me or Leave Me, in which she gets slapped around by James Cagney, and in Alfred Hitchcock’s absurd but enjoyable The Man Who Knew Too Much, in which her son is kidnapped. Doris Day should have won an Oscar for the latter, if only because she was able to turn that tackiest of songs, “Que Sera Sera,” into one of the most singable ditties the movies have ever produced.
Young at Heart is a lighter, pleasant remake of the equally pleasant Four Daughters, with Day in the old Priscilla Lane role. Like every Doris Day color film, Young at Heart looks bright and hue-full beyond belief – the 1950s as they never were, not in the US, not anywhere on Earth.
Julie is a curious (black-and-white) thriller, with Day as a stewardess married to no-good Louis Jourdan (I’m assuming her airline never screened Letter from an Unknown Woman on one of her flights), while Teacher’s Pet (another one in black and white) pairs Day with Clark Gable, who was about a full generation older than she was. Their chemistry is lacking, but the film is a pleasant diversion nevertheless.
While I’m at it, make sure to check out this Doris Day website.
Schedule (Pacific Time) and synopses from the TCM website:
3:00 AM Love Me or Leave Me (1955)
True story of torch singer Ruth Etting’s struggle to escape the gangster who made her a star. Cast: Doris Day, James Cagney, Cameron Mitchell. Director: Charles Vidor. Color. 122 mins. Letterbox Format
5:30 AM Billy Rose’s Jumbo (1962)
The daughter of a circus owner fights to save her father from a takeover spearheaded by the man she loves. Cast: Doris Day, Jimmy Durante, Martha Raye. Director: Charles Walters. Color. 128 mins. Letterbox Format
9:30 AM The Glass Bottom Boat (1966)
A woman writing a scientist’s biography is mistaken for a spy. Cast: Doris Day, Rod Taylor, Arthur Godfrey. Director: Frank Tashlin. Color. 110 mins. Letterbox Format
11:30 AM Romance on the High Seas (1948)
A singer on a Caribbean cruise gets mixed up in a series of romantic problems. Cast: Doris Day, Jack Carson, Janis Paige. Director: Michael Curtiz. Color. 99 min.
1:15 PM Please Don’t Eat the Daisies (1960)
A drama critic and his family try to adjust to life in the country. Cast: Doris Day, David Niven, Janis Paige. Director: Charles Walters. Color. 111 mins. Letterbox Format
3:15 PM With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)
A widow and a widower have to contend with hostile children when they fall in love. Cast: Doris Day, Brian Keith, Barbara Hershey. Director: Howard Morris. Color. 95 mins. Letterbox Format
5:00 PM The Man Who Knew Too Much(1956)
International spies kidnap a doctor’s son when he stumbles on their assassination plot. Cast: James Stewart, Doris Day, Brenda De Banzie. Director: Alfred Hitchcock. Color. 120 mins. Letterbox Format
7:15 PM Young at Heart (1954)
A cynical songwriter upsets the lives of three musical sisters. Cast: Doris Day, Frank Sinatra, Gig Young. Director: Gordon Douglas. Color. 117 min.
9:15 PM Teacher’s Pet (1958)
A tough city editor assumes a fake identity to study journalism with a lady professor who’s criticized his work. Cast: Clark Gable, Doris Day, Gig Young. Director: George Seaton. Black and white. 120 mins. Letterbox Format
11:30 PM The Tunnel of Love (1958)
A married couple endures endless red tape when they try to adopt a child. Cast: Doris Day, Richard Widmark, Gig Young. Director: Gene Kelly. Black and white. 98 mins. Letterbox Format
1:15 AM Julie (1956)
A stewardess is stalked by her psychotic estranged husband. Cast: Doris Day, Louis Jourdan, Barry Sullivan. Director: Andrew L. Stone. Black and white. 98 mins. Letterbox Format