Nude Rooney Mara & Sacha Baron Cohen Images

naked Rooney Mara The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo poster Daniel Craig clothedRooney Mara naked (or nearly so), Daniel Craig clothed: 'The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo' international poster.

Nearly naked Rooney Mara in provocative 'The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo' international poster

Starring Noomi Rapace and Michael Nyqvist, Niels Arden Oplev's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo became an international blockbuster a couple of years ago. Now comes the inevitable Hollywood remake – directed by the recently Oscar-nominated David Fincher (The Social Network), and toplining Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig.

And above you can see what has been described as the film's “international poster,” which could be titled “The Girl with the Nose Ring and Bare Breasts.”

Of course, one would assume this is not the “international poster” to be displayed in every territory. Hard to imagine something like this being allowed at bus stops in Malaysia or Egypt. But then again, stranger things have happened, so who knows…

Sexy Lisbeth

Now, I may hate nose rings, but I have nothing against bare breasts or nudity or eroticism. Much to the contrary.

Having said that, I can't understand how the nearly nude Lisbeth Salander featured in this particular The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo poster is supposed to convey the story's complex, brooding, deeply wounded woman who uses her brain and her skills to solve crimes.

I should add the the “international” The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo poster is actually in black and white. We've added a pale blue tint to it to enhance Rooney Mara's pierced eyebrow…

Clothed Daniel Craig and nearly naked Rooney Mara The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo international poster: Columbia Pictures / Sony Pictures, via Collider.com.

Sacha Baron Cohen The Dictator shades of Charles Chaplin?Sacha Baron Cohen as 'The Dictator': Shades of Charles Chaplin?

'The Dictator' actor Sacha Baron Cohen channels Charles Chaplin (sort of)

Sacha Baron Cohen is both a talented, chameleonic comedian and a shameless, relentless, indefatigable ham. (Eminem would surely agree with the second half of the previous sentence.) I can't help but wonder what it would be like to spend time actually talking to him. Would he be hilarious or tragic? Would he drive one utterly insane after a few minutes?

In the picture above you get to have a “first look” at Sacha Baron Cohen in character as The Dictator in the concisely titled The Dictator: Augusto Pinochet uniform, Fidel Castro beard, Muammar Gaddafi sunglasses, and the hair… Is that an afro, or just his beard upside down?

Either way, there are surely shades of Charles Chaplin in the Adolf Hitler/Nazi Germany parody The Great Dictator (1940), also featuring Jack Oakie in a supporting role as a Benito Mussolini-esque leader. Both Chaplin and Oakie were shortlisted for Academy Awards.

Borat tops Brüno

Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat (a.k.a. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan) was a major worldwide hit. Brüno, though no flop, was considered a commercial disappointment, taking in about $100 million less than Borat.

Scheduled for a May 11, '12, debut, The Dictator also features Anna Faris and Best Actor Oscar winner Ben Kingsley (Gandhi, 1982). Borat filmmaker Larry Charles directed.

Sacha Baron Cohen The Dictator image: Paramount Pictures.

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  1. amanda

    Well if this person even red the book you would know that although she is smart and one of the best hackers she ia very sexual. That is why in one book she gets breast in plants and gets naked and goes on top of blomviski in the middle of the night. Lol